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/*** For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
// Dear maintainer:// // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,// please increment the following counter as a warning// to the next guy:// // total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing//Now, God only knows
// I am not responsible of this code.// They made me write it, against my will.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets // released into the public.
/* * You may think you know what the following code does. * But you dont. Trust me. * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * Now close this file and go play with something else.*/
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. //Move on and call me an idiot later.
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file At the bottom of the file:# To understand recursion, see the top of this file
//Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.